I signed up for eHarmony. (Pause to allow for laughter.) Honestly, X did it, I laughed and was shocked, and then I said, “well why not?” So here I was tonight, sitting around at home filling in a thousand questions about how important my match’s faith is (…..not really that important). I have always joked that I am too young and too divorced for eHarmony, but let’s see what happens.
I am 100% positive that I will not meet someone through this. I’m sure that my answers will a factor (“the Phillies” ranked as the number one thing I can’t live without, followed by Chipotle and my cat). But I hope I get some laughs out of this.
Another factor? I’m so not paying for that. I’m too cheap to pay for online dating. I hope to always be too cheap for online dating.
Last night while out on the town, I came to the realization that I don’t want any of the guys in this city. I only want the ones that are already in front of me but are so painfully unavailable. (Painfully for me, not for them.) So I think I come off as a little unapproachable. So here I go, avoiding actual contact with men by going on eHarmony. Wheeeeee!